Saturday 14 February 2015

Bollywood LOL Awards 2015 Winners


Bollywood LOL Awards are here to celebrate the worst of Bollywood.The nominations were announced a week before.The wait is finally over.The winners for Bollywood LOL Awards 2015 has been announced.

Here is the complete list of Bollywood LOL Awards Winners.

Worst Film


Yaariyaan

Well the emotional scenes were funny and funny scenes were pathetic.It was a complete rip-off from many movies.A lot of new comers debuted in Yaariyaan but believe us even Himmesh Reshmiyya can act better than the entire cast of Yaariyaan (yes we did not mis spell its Himmesh).After watching Yaariyaan even Himmatwala looks a classic.

Worst Director


Sajid Khan (Humshakals)

Farah Khan gave a tough competition but Sajid Khan managed to win it by just a margin.The multi talented family has been torturing us for a while.The only reason for making Kumaqals sorry Humshakals was that people can forget Himmatwala.It will be better to stare at the ceiling for two hours rather than watching Humshakals.


Worst Actor


Saif Ali Khan (Humshakals)

We wonder what was the reason for Saif to do Humshakals.As the movie started we wondered how we will tolerate his pathetic acting skills.But then there were second and then there were third Saif with acting level reaching to Himmesh.

Worst Actress


Sonakshi Sinha (Holiday,Action Jackson)

The movies name changes but Sonakshi Sinha acting,style,dressing remains the same.The aunty is an 'overacting ki dukan' which manages to find a new low after every movie.

Worst Debut (Male)


Honey Singh (The Xpose)

We were hardly tolerating Honey Singh's ear bleeding songs.Now we don't know how we will face his acting skills which are even lower than his songs.

Worst Debut (Female)


Tiger Sheroff (Heropanti)

We will not say any thing about Tiger Sheroff because it will be against the rights of animals and women.But Tiger please clarify are you replacing Katrina in Veet add?

Worst Song


Keeda

'Tumse milne ka keeda andar ha'.Well we think this Keeda lives inside Himmesh Reshmiyya which composes these songs.When ever Himmesh sings a song, A child dies in Africa.

Worst Lyrics


Baby Doll

We heard Javed Akhtar tried to suicide after listening Baby Doll but it was Sunny Leone's moves in the songs that keeps him to watch the song.

Worst Sequel


Singham Returns


Worst Rip-Off


Yaariyaan (Main Hoo Na+Ishq Vishk+Kuch Kuch Hota Ha+Grand Masti)


Time To Leave Earth Moment

Sunil Shetty on tank trying to save Salman Khan's rickshaw in Jai Ho.What the f*uck was that???
After watching this you will surely wish to go to PK's planet.

Alia Butt of Jokes Award


Alok Nath

Best troll for Bollywood Official Sanskari Babu Ji
"Because Of Alok Nath Sanskars
  Salman Khan Is Still A Virgin"

LOL Moment Of The Year

Tiger Sheroff as a Hero


Lifetime Disrespect Award


Sajid Khan

Only name is enough.You should watch Sajid Khan's movies only if
1.Your air conditioner is not working and you want to sleep for 2-3 hours.
2.You have a girlfriend but not have a room.
3.You want to kill yourself but don't know how.
Note.We respect all bollywood actors,directors,singers and composers(even Himmesh).This was just for fun and nobody should take it seriously.

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